Wife : Darling, we don't have enough towels. There is only one.

Husband : Shall I call room service?

Wife : Please do.... Wait a moment. I don't feel like going out for breakfast. Can we ask them to send breakfast to our room?

Husband : Why not? What would you like for breakfast?

Wife : There is a menu.... I think I'll have a sandwich, a boiled egg, a cup of orange juice, and coffee with cream.

Husband : Do you really want that much? You usually have only a cup of milk for breakfast at home.

Wife : Well, it's different. I don't have to fix breakfast here. When you don't have to cook, you enjoy the meal more.

Husband : That's why I wanted you to have a holiday and brought you on this trip. I want you to forget everything and have a good time.

Wife : You're the most considerate husband in the world.

Husband : And you are the most perfect wife in the world.

Wife : Thank you for the compliment. Oh, can you help me with the hot water? I feel like a shower, but I don't know how to turn the water on. I've never seen a faucet like that in the bathroom before.

Husband : Right now or after I make the call?

Wife : I can wait. You can call room service now.

Husband : What number shall I dial?

Wife : 9.

Husband : Hello, this is Room 1108. We'd like ....